【英语笑话小短文带翻译】在某个小镇上，有一只非常聪明的猫。它不仅会开冰箱门，还会用键盘打字。有一天，它决定写一封邮件给市长，请求提高镇上的鱼供应量。

“亲爱的市长先生，”猫写道，“我建议你们增加鱼的数量，因为现在每天只有两条鱼，而我们有十只猫。这显然不够。”

市长看到这封邮件后，大为震惊，立刻召开了紧急会议。他问：“谁写的这封信？”

秘书回答：“是一只猫写的，它还附上了自己的爪印作为签名。”

市长说：“那我们必须回应它！”

于是，市长回了一封信：“亲爱的猫咪，感谢你的建议。我们会考虑增加鱼的数量，但在此之前，请你先学会用鼠标。”

猫看完后，叹了口气，然后在键盘上敲下了最后一句话：“好吧，那我先去学怎么用鼠标，然后再来讨论鱼的问题。”

Translation:

In a small town, there was a very smart cat. It not only could open the fridge door, but also type on a keyboard. One day, it decided to send an email to the mayor, asking for an increase in the fish supply.

"Dear Mayor Sir," the cat wrote, "I suggest you increase the number of fish because now there are only two fish a day, and we have ten cats. That's clearly not enough."

The mayor was shocked when he read the letter and immediately held an emergency meeting. He asked, "Who wrote this letter?"

The secretary replied, "It was written by a cat, and it even included its paw print as a signature."

The mayor said, "We must respond to it!"

So, the mayor sent a reply: "Dear Cat, thank you for your suggestion. We will consider increasing the fish supply, but before that, please learn how to use a mouse."

After reading it, the cat sighed and typed one last sentence on the keyboard: "Okay, then I'll go learn how to use a mouse first, and then come back to discuss the fish issue."